Thanks for all the birthday wishes! Made the day a lot better and you’re all so great and kind omf. Thank you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FILTHY HORNY FISHCAKE SLUT! It has been a nice 6-7 years knowing you and I hope you don't become any less fabulous the older you get. <33

OH BOY I’M LIKE WINE I ONLY GET MORE FABULOUS WITH AGE HONEY.

(everybodygocheckoutmyhoe.)

Depression is stupid and not a thing that makes me a better writer. One time I went a whole year without writing and I stayed in bed and drank. Fuck your Bukowskisms. I want sunlight and love and running down some street I’ve never been on where it’s warm and cool at the same time and I’m smiling. I want nothing to ever be bad again- and I don’t mean that I want a life free of conflict, I mean that I want a life free of meaningless conflict. Not being able to will oneself to take a shower or leave the house is meaningless. There is nothing to be gained, no lesson to be learned from that kind of life. My heart is stale, my prose is stale. Give me fire if you want to hurt me. Give me something I can taste. There’s nothing romantic or mysterious about where I am. There’s nothing here worth holding onto.
By Joshua Espinoza  (via quibbler)
omfg happy birthday babe!! fuck i still miss you so much ;; literally tho cant believe we've still stuck together even after you moved haha so lucky to have roleplayed with you for so many years and now that even though we arent anymore i still love seeing you on my dash and fuck we need to talk more! Go get turnt!! Happy bday <3333

;;GETS TURNT IN DREAMS BECAUSE DAMN I NEED SLEEP

But hell ye. I miss you too! Really was not worthy to have you as a rp partner much less an irl friend. Defiantly need to start talkin’ more again it’s just things have been busy.;;

THANK YOU SO MUCH. <3

jpnvines:

頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん

Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん

Maths is hard!

Use your head properly.

Okay. 

I’m going to die from alcohol poisoning in a year so whatever.

kurusukaorusexual:

Today is a good day.
Today is my Darling’s birthday.

I’m gonna get mushy here and I honestly don’t give a fuck, so sit down and shut up because it’s story time. 

A few years ago I had introduced myself to the Tumblr community as a Tsugaru roleplay blog in the Durarara!! fandom. My first blog wasn’t so great and since I was young and really didn’t know anything about everything I ended up deleting and re-making my blog. After the first two year I had accumulated a bunch of friends that came into my life and left. It was only in the third year that I met them. They were wonderful. At the time I didn’t have the best home life and I’m pretty sure everyone got tired of hearing about my issues since they were very frequent. During that time I fell into a horrible depression and everyone that said they cared left me.

Yes, yes, sob, sob. Anyways, when I was at my worst one of my less frequent partners always bothered to check up on me and even called me when I needed to talk. Although it was awkward on the phone it was nice to know someone cared enough to take time out of their schedule everyday, without fail, to talk to me. It became like clock work and I eagerly awaited for them to return home so I could talk to them. It was only after a few months of talking that I actually started to develop a crush. Wow, what a loser, right? Whatever— I waited, we talked, and then the whole process repeated day after day. I loved it. I cherished every message and call. It was wonderful and I started to feel better.

School started and I strayed from my roleplay blog. After a year, I hardly ever got on and when I did no one really noticed me anymore for having been gone so long. I looked through everything I had on there. Messages and post— they brought up warm memories and I was really ecstatic to find that they still roleplayed, so I decided to message them and it was the best thing I could have done. We exchanged skypes and that was that. I almost forgot that I even had it and let another few months pass before we finally started talking again. When we started talking again the feelings I had before were still there, yup. And fuck— I admit it. I FLIRTED A LOT. Sue me. 

Time skip ahead— we’re dating now. I love them. That’s all that matters. 
It’s their birthday. Go wish them a Happy Birthday.

Anonymous
Hey there! Sorry I'm random but I heard it your birthday! Happy birthday! I don't know you at all really but thank you. Thank you for being an amazing person.

Aaa omf hi THANK YOU. YOU’RE PRETTY AMAZING TOO.

Happy birthday, you!

Thanks!

I’m still laughing because in Industrial Safety the teacher was talking about drugs and the workplace and how you’d have to go in to do random tests and he was like, “What if you had been smoking something funky or shot yourself up in the arm” AND THIS KID NEXT TO ME JUST SAID JC IN THE MOST OFFENDED AND WORRIED WAY POSSIBLE.

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!<3 :)

THANKS. THANK YOU.

Happy Birthday, Darling! I love you.

AAAAAAAAA YES THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO.