so-pleasantly-strange:

acid-anarchism:

ny007ny:

Instead of killing an unwanted  tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.

woah

#HOW FUCKING COOL IS THIS THING#IT’S ALL LIKE#’GGRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWW’#AND THE TREE IS ALL LIKE#’WHOOP!’#AND IT’S ALL LIKE SHIT YEAH GOT A TREE#this could also be used for murder.

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

officialvarrictethras:

people who can master that anime-but-not-really-anime art style are to be feared

mountstar:

Types of Matter

vexingvendibles:


Do I… Do you want me to Press B to Blow?

More markiplier typography, this time in button format.
'Cause, you know, that man has epic blowing skills. He's demonstrated them before. So… Markiplier based pick up lines should be a thing.

vexingvendibles:

Do I… Do you want me to Press B to Blow?

More markiplier typography, this time in button format.

'Cause, you know, that man has epic blowing skills. He's demonstrated them before. So… Markiplier based pick up lines should be a thing.


DAAARLING…

DAAARLING…

Haha it’s Mick’s 51st birthday today what an old man.

kelpls:

SWEATS AS I CONTINUE THIS

Part 1, Part 2 if u wanna read it

Codependency isn’t sexy. It isn’t romantic. It’s built with a fuse and will surely burn out. The healthiest thing you can say to the one you love is, “I would be okay without you, and that’s why I choose to stay.”
LB, A Few Things About Love (via dangervvank)

make me choose: Paperman or The Blue Umbrella?

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

The craving for cocoa wheats just hit me like a train.

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit