Aaaa I started on the Go Fish scene.

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

counting-down-221bowties:

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

Fucking perfect

Anonymous
What's your favorite high school memory?

afraidof-reality:

Leaving high school

tickatocka:

some fun sex tropes:

  • laughing during sex
  • and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
  • sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
  • kissing to stay quiet
  • biting to stay quiet
  • one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation
  • "wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and I’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it"
  • someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away
  • "you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise"
  • kissing anywhere but the lips
  • alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched
  • "we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways" sex
  • anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces
  • sex with clothes half on/panties still on
  • the pleasant misuse of ties
  • sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense

oyoshima:

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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

snuffysbox:

(i am trash)

snuffysbox:

(i am trash)

steppinlittleghost:

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

its in words

mutiepatootie:

aoba youre 23 grow the fuck up

mutiepatootie:

aoba youre 23 grow the fuck up

"There’s a lot of footage of him when he’s president; but to see him unplugged, to watch his mannerisms, his self-confidence, the incredible good looks! This is a man who, in his early years, could have been a model for GQ."

I just wanted to watch a queer movie but now I’m crying.